Top 24 amazing funny movie quotes compilations

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I know it may look like I'd become a bitch, but that was only because I was acting like a bitch.

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It's so weird 'cause I feel totally calm.

AAAH! IT feels like i'm shitting a knife!

Baby Mama (2008)


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My mom says I'm special on the inside.

john trucker must die


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Congratulations,you're stupid in three languages.

Role Models (2008)


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Why don't you go fuck yourself, you weird little prick.

pineapple express  2008


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This is the quote I rmemebr best from the movie!!! It was so funny!!

Steve Rogers: Thor, what's his play?
Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
Steve Rogers: An army. From outer space.
Bruce Banner: So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.
Thor: Selvig?
Bruce Banner: He's an astrophysicist.
Thor: He's a friend.
Natasha Romanoff: Loki has them under some kind of spell. Along with one of ours.
Steve Rogers: I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.

The Avengers : Quotes


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Vivian: Nice outfit. 
Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated. 

from Legally Blonde (2001)


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911? my friend is bleeding out of her vagina.

MOVIE 43 (2013)

Jimmy Bennett: She's having her period!
Chloe Grace Moretz: What do I do?!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Well, we're just gonna have to plug it up!
Jimmy Bennett: 911! My friend is bleeding out of her vagina!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: I've got frozen pees and a sponge!


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[after robbing two men of their clothes] Thank you, gentlemen! Someday, I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget.

Shrek 2 is a 2004 animated film sequel to the previous film Shrek in which Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage, not knowing that the newlyweds are both ogres.


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If by gay you mean the old English definition of "fun,enjoyable, and carefree," then, yes, it's extremely gay.

Role Models (2008)


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Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

american beauty 1999


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How old are you, McLovin? Old enough.

Superbad is a 2007 American comedy film directed by Greg Mottola and starring Jonah Hill and Michael Cera.

Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough.
Officer Michaels: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party.


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I look like Fred Savage from the Wonder Years, but completely naked, wearing indian friendship bracelets.

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from movie hang over


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Just tell her " you have beautiful eyes"

I have beautiful eyes

Rio (2011)

Rafael: [Flying alongside trolley, whispering to Blu] Down here! Just tell her: "you have beautiful eyes".
Blu: That's good! Great idea!
[to Jewel, with confidence]
Blu: I have beautiful eyes.


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My real talent lies in drinking. That's true.

Midnight in Paris is a 2011 romantic comedy film written and directed by Woody Allen. The movie explores themes of nostalgia and modernism.

Zelda Fitzgerald: I know, I could be one of the great writers of musical lyrics, not that I can write melodies and I try. And then I hear the songs he writes and I realize I’ll never write a great lyric and my real talent lies in drinking.
F. Scott Fitzgerald: Sure does.


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The next man that loves me and leaves me so quick,

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)

Time – Phrase
00:42:51 But it won't happen again, see,

00:42:53 since I bought a butcher's knife.

00:42:56 Yeah, see, the next man who loves me,

00:42:58 and leaves me so quick, mm-hmm,

00:43:01 – I'm gon' cut off his balls and I'm gon' chop off his dick. – [Moaning]


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When life gets you down you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

finding nemo 2003


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I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004

Ron: Hello.
Veronica: Hello.
Ron: Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be with friends with it.
Veronica: Well, you certainly know how to compliment a woman. Now, if you'll excuse me.
[She starts to leave.]
Ron: Do you know who I am?
Veronica: No, I – I can't say that I do.
Ron: I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica: Really?
Ron: People know me.
Veronicae: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron: I'm very important. Uh, I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I – I – I'm friends with Merlin Olsen, too. He's – comes over on occasion.
[He laughs.]
Ron: That's stupid.
Veronica: No, no, that's . . . very exciting.
Ron: Listen, can – can I start over again?
Veronica: Sure.
Ron: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. And if you like, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you.
[Veronica leaves.]
Ron: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I . . . I wanna be on you.


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Hold my poodle,hold my poodle!

from movie White chicks


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I'm allerglc to the sun.

Coach Dinklage: [about to assign shirts and skins] OK, shirts and skins!
Viola: Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt.
Coach Dinklage: What?
Viola: I'm allergic to the sun.
Coach Dinklage: …You're allergic to the sun?
Viola: Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic.
Coach Dinklage: Well, we like to accomodate here in Illiria, so I'll follow you around with a parasol. Alright, Nancy boy?
[looks at his clipboard]
Coach Dinklage: You're a shirt.

She's the Man (2006)


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It happened. It happened.

Ohh. You're really doing it, aren't you? You're really shitting in the street.

From movie: bridesmaids (2011),lmao,this part.


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Are you really trying to damage me permanently?

When teachers set you mocks just before can say that.

From movie: Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008)


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Fuck,seriously… it's like you're photoshopped.

Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

Hannah: Will you take off your shirt… fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!


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