Ready to lay shots nonstop until I see your monkey ass drop. Office Space quotes Related posts: This isn’t so bad, huh? Makin’ bucks, gettin’ exercise, workin’ outside We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta needRead more…

Tom Smykowski: Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell isRead more…

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar. Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael Bolton:Read more…

And this is me expressing myself,okay?! Office Space quotes Related posts: Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that IRead more…

Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out? Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only doRead more…

Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm goingRead more…

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?" Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no,Read more…

Bob Slydell: You see, what we're actually trying to do here is, we're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work… so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?Read more…

Bill Lumbergh: Hello Peter, whats happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk… oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonnaRead more…