Brandon: So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture. Olive Penderghast: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut. Brandon: You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age. Olive Penderghast: Oh,Read more…
I just have something in my eye
I just have something in my eye. Like a twig, you know, or a branch. Easy A quotes Related posts: People suck you abominable twat you little sex monkey Oh, haven’t you heard? I’m the new school slut No actuallyRead more…
there are two sides to every story
Olive Penderghast: Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one. Easy A quotes Related posts: People suck you abominable twat you little sex monkey Oh, haven’t you heard?Read more…
I want every detail
Rhiannon: I want every detail! Olive Penderghast: Rhi! Rhiannon: Now bitch. Olive Penderghast: You know, you call me bitch a lot okay. It's not really a term of endearment. Rhiannon: I want every detail, now shit face. Olive Penderghast: You'reRead more…
A is for Awesome
Olive Penderghast: [from trailer] A is for Awesome. Easy A quotes Related posts: People suck you abominable twat you little sex monkey Oh, haven’t you heard? I’m the new school slut No actually that was a rhetorical question it isRead more…
I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed
Evan: Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him. Olive Penderghast: [believes he’s talking about sex] Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me [purrs] Evan: No, he told me the truth. [Olive looksRead more…
I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor
Marianne: I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. Olive Penderghast: Oh, I have sixteen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does. Easy A quotes Related posts: People suck you abominable twat you little sex monkey Oh,Read more…
No actually that was a rhetorical question
Olive Penderghast: Whats your problem? Rhiannon: You really want to know what my problem is? Olive Penderghast: No actually that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you. Rhiannon: We are not friends anymore. Olive Penderghast: Oh.Read more…
it is nobody’s goddamn business
Olive Penderghast: I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or sixth months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. But the really amazingRead more…
you little sex monkey
Olive Penderghast: [about the rumors that she punched Nina] It's not true Rhiannon: It wasn't the left tit? It was right one! I always pegged you for a self paw [mimes boxing] Rhiannon: Pow! Pow! Olive Penderghast: Will you listen toRead more…