Tag Archive: Dumb and Dumber quotes

You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself! Dumb and Dumber quotes

Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy. Dumb and Dumber quotes

Harry Dunne: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Dumb and Dumber quotes

You know what I'm sick and tired of, Harry? I'm sick and tired of having to eke my way through life. I'm sick and tired of bein' a nobody. (pause) But most of all,… I'm sick and tired of havin'…
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Harry Dunne: Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. Dumb and Dumber quotes

Lloyd Christmas: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her. Harry Dunne: That's a special feeling, Lloyd. Dumb and Dumber quotes

[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped] Harry Dunne: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself! Dumb and Dumber quotes

State Trooper: Pullover! Harry Dunne: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing. Lloyd Christmas: Yeah, killer boots man! Dumb and Dumber quotes

Lloyd Christmas: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No, way! That's great. [chuckles] Lloyd Christmas: WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON! Dumb and Dumber quotes