Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? Brick Tamland: I don't know. anchorman quotes Related posts: old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. I’m Ron Burgundy are you just looking at things inRead more…

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. [Veronica turns and walks away] Ron Burgundy: Wait.Read more…

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet] Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait.Read more…

Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Veronica Corningstone: You look like aRead more…

Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy. anchorman quotes Related posts:Read more…

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. anchorman quotes Related posts: I will smash your face into a car windshield old wooden ship that was used duringRead more…

Champ Kind: (Uncut version) Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my officeRead more…

Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair. anchorman quotes Related posts: I’m Ron Burgundy Where’d you get your clothes Discovered by the Germans in 1904 I immediately regret this decision I’m gonna beRead more…

Veronica Corningstone: …and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop… Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here. [spoken] Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica? Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick? Brick Tamland: IRead more…

on Burgundy: [after jumping into the Kodiak bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision. anchorman quotes Related posts: I will smash your face into a car windshield old wooden ship that was used during the CivilRead more…