Eric Molson: You're fucking cops? We partied together, man. You bought us Taco Bell. Schmidt: Eric, honestly, that was a sincere gesture. Eric Molson: You made me this friendship bracelet. Jenko: Well, he's not really your friend! He was pretendingRead more…

[Schmidt goes to pray at the Korean church at 21 Jump Street] Schmidt: Hey, Korean Jesus. I don't know if you cater to Korean Christians, or if you even exist. No offense. I'm just uh…really freaked out about going backRead more…

Schmidt: Hey, Korean Jesus. I don't know if you cater to Korean Christians, or if you even exist. No offense. I'm just uh…really freaked out about going back to high school. It was just so fucking hard the first time.Read more…

[after the ambulance and police have arrived, Schmidt walks up to Molly] Schmidt: Molly, I'm really sorry. I know you wanted a guy to trust and I wanted to be that person so badly, and I let you down inRead more…

[Schmidt and Jenko pull up at 21 Jump Street, at an old abandoned Korean church, they are met by Captain Dickson] Captain Dickson: Everybody comfortable? Schmidt: Yeah. Captain Dickson: Get your motherfuckin' ass up when I'm talkin'! [everybody stands] CaptainRead more…

[last lines; as Schmidt and Jenko return Jump Street church in triumph] Captain Dickson: Congratulations, you crazy sick vigilantly, motherfuckers. You got your first arrest, huh? Look, I got something made for you. [he gives them a framed copy ofRead more…

[at Schmidt’s parents house, we see they have pictures of Schmidt from when he was young, all over their living room wall] Schmidt: Guys, can we…can we get rid of this stuff? I mean, it looks like I died inRead more…