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21 jump street quotes

[Schmidt and Jenko pull up at 21 Jump Street, at an old abandoned Korean church, they are met by Captain Dickson]
Captain Dickson: Everybody comfortable?
Schmidt: Yeah.
Captain Dickson: Get your motherfuckin' ass up when I'm talkin'!
[everybody stands]
Captain Dickson: You will be going undercover as high school students. You are here simply because you look young. You some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers. 
[Schmidt whispers to Jenko]
Schmidt: Captain's sassy.
Captain Dickson: I know what you're thinkin'. Angry, black Captain. It ain't nothin' but a stupid stereotype. Well guess what, motherfuckers? I'm black and I worked my ass off to be the Captain! And sometimes I get angry. So suck a dick! What I'm tryin' to show you is, embrace your stereotypes. Like this guy, right here.
[points to Jenko]
Captain Dickson: Handsome and he's probably a dummy.
[points to Schmidt]
Captain Dickson: And then this guy. He's short and insecure, and he's probably good with money.
[Jenko whispers to Schmidt]
Jenko: Well, you are good with money.
Schmidt: Fuck.


21 jump street quotes

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