Lisa: Hi I'm Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy.
[cries]
Lisa: I can't even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.

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