Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

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It’s the weekend.I don’t know you.You do not exist. Fuck,seriously…It’s like you’re photoshopped I am sick and tired of being treated like I don’t exist It’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world My real talent lies in drinking. That’s true Why don’t you go fuck yourself, you weird little prick