Parking Attendant: You can't park your car here.
Raoul Duke: Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
Parking Attendant: Reasonable? You're on a sidewalk! This is the sidewalk!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas quotes

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Oh god… did you eat all this acid Yeah. Pretend it’s not happening Look, there’s two women fucking a polar bear That’s ugly, man. Stop talking like that No more of that talk or I’ll put the fucking leeches on you Hot damn. I never rode in a convertible before