I wish my life was a movie, sometimes. You know, I’d never have to worry about my hair, or having to go to the bathroom. And then, when I’m at my lowest point, some guy would chase me down the street, pour his heart out, and we’d kiss… Happily ever after.

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Because I’m in love with her. You can be a little delusional, and also you have like really big eyes. And that freaks me out sometimes. the person i love the most is me. Why do relationships always start off so fun and then turn into suck-a-bag-of-dicks? I thought we were friends. But friends don’t go talking shit about each other. I’m not fucking asking you out