Jamie: I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliche of true love.
[sees posters for “The Ugly Truth” on a wall]
Jamie: Shut up, Katherine Heigl, you stupid, little liar!
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Jamie: Why don’t they ever a make a movie about what happens after they kiss? Dylan: They do, it’s called porn.
Because I’m in love with her.
the person i love the most is me.
You can be a little delusional, and also you have like really big eyes. And that freaks me out sometimes.
I wish my life was a movie, sometimes
Go and fuck a dick
Why do relationships always start off so fun and then turn into suck-a-bag-of-dicks?
No, I’m going to change your life. I’m that girl.