He ain’t got time for your problems

21 jump street quotes

[Schmidt goes to pray at the Korean church at 21 Jump Street]
Schmidt: Hey, Korean Jesus. I don't know if you cater to Korean Christians, or if you even exist. No offense. I'm just uh…really freaked out about going back to high school. It was just so fucking hard the first time. I know we haven't made our first arrest or maybe I'm not the best cop. Korean Jesus, I just really don't want to fuck this up. I'm sorry for swearing so much. The end? I don't really know how to end a prayer. The end? Yeah.
[we see Jenko sneaking up behind Schmidt and starts to laugh at him, at that point Dickson opens the window from his office and shouts at them]
Captain Dickson: Hey! Hey! Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy, with Korean shit! You two get to your mama's house, ASAP!
Schmidt: What?
Captain Dickson: You're teenagers now! Alright? You two are stayin' at Schmidt's parents house for the duration of this assignment.
[Schmidt whispers to himself]
Schmidt: Oh, fuck me.

21 jump street quotes

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