Funniest movie We’re the Millers quotes

Funniest movie We’re the Millers quotes


1.
You couldn’t have called?
Or send one of those text messages you’re always sending out?: You know “Hey, it’s me Casey, I’m not dead in a ditch. LOL little picture of a fucking whale #YOLO.”

2.
You have no regrets?

Not even one letter?

 
3.
Rose O’Reilly: You’re making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?
Casey Mathis: $30,000? I’m only getting $1,000!
Kenny Rossmore: You guys are getting paid?

4.
It’s a big dick! It’s a…big BLACK DICK! It’s a…big black cock! Black COCK DOWN!

It’s a skateboard.

5.
Casey Mathis: [On airplane, sitting next to Kenny. David is trying to appear normal, while introducing his “family” to the flight attendant] Yeah. I’m going through all those typical teenage girl issues, like finals and college applications and am I gonna get asked to prom?
[Smiles]
Casey Mathis: [Conversationally] Plus, I haven’t gotten my period in, like, two months, which is really weird, because I’ve mostly just been doing anal…
[Kenny chokes on his water]

6.
Honey! Hi! You made it.

Eat a dick!


7.
No,I’m not gay!

Okay,alright,calm down.Look,this gay panic situation you’re having right now, it’s coming off a little homophobic.

What,I’m homophobic because I don’t want a penis in my mouth?

Exactly. It’s exactly what homophobic means.


8.
How about a little victory music,shall we?

[I’ll be there for you”by the rembrandts plays]

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